adamscott:
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
- You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
- I know my name’s not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean

(Source: rufustfirefly)